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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 05:31

Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
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So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
What AI tool can be used to write exactly in the human writing style?
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Then came..
Just Forget it!